Sid and Doris Bonkers and their Epic Journeys

The time has come, the Walrus said

In which Doris considers the sea and the sun.

In which Sid and Doris transfer to El Hierro via the sun- and beer-soaked beaches of Tenerife.

In which Sid and Doris make a grand tour of the lusher bits of La Gomera and see where the bananas were.

In which Sid and Doris transfer from the inedible to the sublime

In which Sid and Doris make the beginners’ mistake of assuming their 2023 road atlas of the Canaries is up to date.

In which Sid and Doris discover the salty stinkwort and the endemic earwig before dining with Kaspar Hauser.

In which Sid and Doris suddenly and unexpectedly discover sand and flower carpets in La Oratavo.

On a trip with many meals included, Doris leans back gently from the table and muses, to a background sound of intestinal activity.

In which Sid and Doris go up, up, up and down, down, down. And up, up, up.

In which Doris has time to think while driving Shugi southwards.