Another marvellous joke!

Mifter Bat says:Doris has just been posting about weasels and squirrels and it has reminded me of one of the beftest jokes ever:What is the difference between a weasel and a stoat?No, go on, have a gueff, I am not going to give the anfer away without you trying…Wrong!!!A weasel is weaselly recognifed and a stoat is stotally different!Ha ha…

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Mifter Bat fpeaks French

Mifter Bat says:Hi there! I have been learning French or as you say how to parlay frog. But I have been very furprifed to see signs advertising “Degustation Ventes”.  Disgusting winds! People fay that about me but I don’t put it on posters! Oh also I have thought of a Joke.  This is All My Joke and I am very…

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What do you think about when cycling? – part 8

Vegetation – Road Signs – The Sweet Smell of the Strimmer – Road Laying Machines – Roofrack Of The Day 1. Vegetation We’ve been in “Mediterranean Arid” (as I think Kew would call it) pretty well since crossing over the central Bulgarian hills, but in Italy it’s definitely different.  Trees to inspire Roger Dean, often full of extremely noisy colonies…

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Mifter Bat is famouf at last!

Look there is Autofity BAT!  In CAPITALS because this is a famouf place, it was advertised on posters for milef or indeed kilometref around.And there are many hysterically funny names for tyre shops across Europe [many of which Doris has criminally failed to record on camera, apologies for that].In Hungary they were Gumi Service.  Then in later countries, Vulancizers, Elasticons…

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