Author: Sid

In which Sid and Doris transfer to El Hierro via the sun- and beer-soaked beaches of Tenerife.

In which Sid and Doris make a grand tour of the lusher bits of La Gomera and see where the bananas were.

In which Sid and Doris transfer from the inedible to the sublime

In which Sid and Doris make the beginners’ mistake of assuming their 2023 road atlas of the Canaries is up to date.

In which Sid and Doris discover the salty stinkwort and the endemic earwig before dining with Kaspar Hauser.

In which Sid and Doris suddenly and unexpectedly discover sand and flower carpets in La Oratavo.

In which Sid and Doris go up, up, up and down, down, down. And up, up, up.

In which Sid and Doris walk round the “old town” of Las Palmas, a city with a life outside of tourism, though that’s not what we’re here for.

In which Sid and Doris try again to behave like tourists, and learn much, much more about goats.

In which Sid and Doris try to make up for their decision to stay in Blottus Maximus.