Hilarious town name!
Mifter Bat: What do cyclists do in Ass-whine? They whine about their… hee hee hee!!
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Category: Cycling
Day 5 Arnhem to Halterm am See
In which Sid and Doris have their first day in Germany and learn how quiet Sundays can be.
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What’s that stork doing?
Arnhem town centre has decided to do some landscaping and has built some shallow channels through the middle of the town.
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Day 4 Amsterdam to Arnhem
In which Sid and Doris cross moorland and countryside they had no inkling of to arrive at the site of a poorly planned battle, A Bridge Too Far.
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Getting bikes fixed in Amsterdam
As mentioned, the bikes may not have been 100% shaken-down for this trip, and as we went across Essex the sounds of twang-crunch-b*ll*cks started to emanate from the Epic Progression.
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Virtual Souvenirs
What a fantastic place Amsterdam is. There are shops here with things I had to buy (the various continental e-adaptors) but also shops with things I want to buy. Which presents a problem.
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Pooing money!!
Mifter Bat says: I saw this on a seat in the Oude Kerke in Amsterdam. It’s a man pooing money!! Doris tells me it’s called a “misericord”, I think it should be called a “hilaricord”. Hee hee hee!
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Day 3 Holiday in Amsterdam
In which Sid and Doris do tourism in the first foreign country of their journey (of how many they do not yet know).
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First day in the Netherlands
Generally when you plan an Epic Journey you can structure it one of two ways. You can start off in an alien land and gradually come home (think Peking Paris), or you can start off in an easy place and gradually get harder.
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Lane Motor Museum
So we have disembarked from the ferry, done a bit of cycling and found a coffee shop. And in the coffee shop, to Sid’s delight, is a Dutch car magazine and in the car magazine is a report about the Lane Motor Museum.
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