Mifter Bat fpeaks French

Mifter Bat says:Hi there! I have been learning French or as you say how to parlay frog. But I have been very furprifed to see signs advertising “Degustation Ventes”.  Disgusting winds! People fay that about me but I don’t put it on posters! Oh also I have thought of a Joke.  This is All My Joke and I am very…

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An Inclinometer

“S” says:I am a Very Skientific sort of cove and I have invented an incliniommetter thing for my adventure tri cycle.It tells me when I am going up hill how steep the hill is.And when I am going down hill it tells me that too but wheeee the main thing then is not to look at the inclinything but to…

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Mifter Bat is famouf at last!

Look there is Autofity BAT!  In CAPITALS because this is a famouf place, it was advertised on posters for milef or indeed kilometref around.And there are many hysterically funny names for tyre shops across Europe [many of which Doris has criminally failed to record on camera, apologies for that].In Hungary they were Gumi Service.  Then in later countries, Vulancizers, Elasticons…

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